Mikhail Saakashvili: “This picture is a proof that Abkhazia is separated from Georgia by Berlin Wall. Although Brezhnev and Honecker have been dead for many years their spirit still goes around”
“Putin’s visit to Abkhazia brought along massive cleanings which has not been seen during the last 17 years”
“You shouldn’t think that only machos live in South America”“We could give Abkhaz passports to people living in the Gali district only if you, Vladmir Vladimirovich, also would become an Abkhaz citizen”“Power browses the Gali district electorate”“A ghost of the 2004 elections do not leave us alone”“Did you hear Dikran what Maxim Gvinja said in TV: next to recognize Abkhazia will be Cuba, after that Brazil, Argentina and Chile… You know, there will be most likely not 50 but already 150 people flying out to the official visit. We need to hurry up and register.”“Saakashvili builds a great Georgian inflatable information wall along the border of Abkhazia”“Mr. Yakobashvili, you were late with introducing your “neutral passports”. Ten years ago we received Russian passports and some twenty years already we don’t suffer any longer from the deficit of toilet paper.”“In June 17th, the foreign minister of Vanuatu made a statement: “I confirm the recognition of Abkhazia as an independent state”. Vanuatu recognized Abkhazia to “eradicate colonialism from our planet Earth”. At the same time, the ambassador of Vanuatu to the US denied his previous statement which was supposedly made under the pressure of the Georgian Foreign Ministry”.“I decided to put the wigwam onto my ancestors’ land in the State of Georgia. But I was told that by mistake: UN resolution adopted in New York stipulates that refugees only have the right to return to somewhat different Georgia. Thus it appears that we are not indigenous people but descendants of colonists.”“Normal European type of democracy does not suit for us Abkhazians. We have to substitute it with the Abkhazian one, elect presidents at public gatherings or at the meetings of the Council of Elders…”“Well done, Katso! But we don’t understand why the car is not moving…”In 2012, Russia provides financial support for public investments in Abkhazia in amount of 4.863 billion rubles. For the years of 2013-14 funds for this purpose are not provided any longer… Radio voice: “Golden rains which came along with the northern cyclone will disappear by 2013”. Abkhazian official: “First time in my life I’m not happy about the weather improvements”.This is about the travel of the Abkhazian citizens to Georgia for medical purposes. One thing is clear: Tbilisi politicians use and will use any chance to make Georgia the most “attractive” for the citizens of Abkhazia.
